Just take a look at that smile.
And tell me if you’ve ever seen R’ A.Y. smile like that. As if.

Yup, a real Gadol. Old school. Yup.

Gevaldik. Elevator going up and staircase down.

And so, after lengthy consultations with their strategists, Bagel Amerkai issued forth its opening salvo vs. PKC. In a blistering barrage of advertising ammo, they set up a billboard outside their shop, across the street from PKC,advertising a Magash Mishpachtit for a mere 24.99 shekels, severly undercutting their competition by…one agurah. As Lincoln said -”One side would rather make war than let the nation survive, and the other would rather accept war than let the nation perish. And the war came.” So who will emerge victorious in this singularly horrific milchamah? No one knows, but whatever the outcome, , you know your faithful man on th streets of Geulah will cover it for you, no matter how dangerous the flying rotavs get.

So first came Bagel Amerikai, and all was well in the pizza world. Then along came this place, “Pizza K’mat Chinam”‘ and decided to provide a little good natured competition, and so the trouble started. Advertising a Magash Mishpachtit for only 25 sheks, BA couldn’t take this lying down…