Life of Yeshiva Guy

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Category: Humor

APRIL FOOLS: Yeshiva Guy is Engaged. End of Blog.

An unoriginal, uninspired joke. Call it the child in me if you like. Anyway, fear not, Yeshiva Guy is still around to shtell and shuckel for at least a while longer. Well folks, its been a wild ride. A wild, totally fun filled ride. From the Twitter debates with frenemies and foe alike, to the [...]

C.L.E.A.N. to M.O.M.

Dear Valued Employers, We, [C.L.E.A.N.] (Cleaning Ladies Everywhere Against Neurotia), wish to inform our employers [M.O.M.] (Mobs of Mothers) that we have unanimously voted in the following resolution, hereby inscribed by our secretary. “B. Crock(er)”; Resolution #RUMe$HuGGa4148. It follows. “Due to the continued proliferation of the seasonal madness known around the world to we, the [...]

Mommy Vekkers

“All that I am, or ever hope to be, I owe to my Angel Mother”. –A Lincoln As I’ve mentioned before, I love going home for Bein Hazmanim. I also love Dira life. No, there isn’t a paradox here. These two forms of living, which live at opposite ends of the life spectrum, can and [...]

Days of Wine and… Purim

A guest post l’kovod Purim by The (Yeshivishe) Shadow. This post originally appeared on his blog, “Fleeting Thoughts of the Shadow”. The scent of Purim is in the air! Then again, so is the scent of dead fish, raw meat, fruits, vegetables, and about forty thousand different flavors of halvah. That is because I’m traipsing [...]

Light up the Nights: How many Yeshiva Guys does it take to Change a Light Bulb?

The main cheilek of these are Yeshiva related ones, and after the separation bar toward the end, find some Jewish, but non-Yeshiva related ones.