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Go Get ‘Em Cowboy

Posted by Yeshiva Guy | Posted in Blogovelt | Posted on 28-11-2009

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The Yeshivishe Harry, a fellow I don’t know but love just for his name, was touring down South.

I assume Yeshivishe Harry was clad in standard Yeshivishe (not Harry) garb- a Black Hat, Black Jacket, White Shirt, and the other required accoutrements of us Yeshivishe chevra.

And this random Southern kid goes over to him and tells him:

“Y’all look like a cowboy”.

Ride on, Ranger, ride on.

(Original Post Here)

Funny, Original, and Yeshivish (Sort of)

Posted by Yeshiva Guy | Posted in Blogovelt | Posted on 23-09-2009

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Check out this cool blog about some frum chevra’s college experience’s. Written very well by a set of four or five kids, I still can’t believe it’s authored by frum chevra.

Only problem is it hasn’t been updated in a few months…Why???

Excerpt of latest post, titled “For Papa, Make Him a Scholar”: (BTW, is that a Fiddler reference? My FOTR is weak, like the rest of my Shalom Aleichem).

“Suddenly Emma, in a reserved, Emma-like voice, pipes up. “Hey F5, you know…maybe you’ll think I’m crazy or something…but…ever since the first day of school, I was totally thinking that you and Joey would be perfect for one another!”
Having just taken a swig of orange juice from the carton I was holding, I struggle not to give my classmates a shower. A shadchan? Here?! And in the form of a Seventh Day Adventist from the West Indies, no less. Hashem bless my lucky stars…”…

and to read the rest of the post, continue on to Frum Meets World.